Friday, June 6, 2008

Redneck Chowder


Time to get all culinary on your ass. My go-to comfort food of choice? Mac and cheese (must be generic powdered variety, pay more than 75¢ and you were ripped off) with cut up hotdogs, crystal hot sauce, (no other hot sauce can touch the crystal) and Italian bread crumbs. I have many variations, but this is the basic, bare bones recipe.

Cooking tip: Cut up the hotdogs and boil them right in the macaroni.

Learn it, live it, love it. Don’t call me if your arteries harden.

Disgusting you say! Don’t knock it until you try it! What's yours!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

LOL

Yeah, who am I friggin' kidding! I'm going to post fart jokes and tell people what I had for dinner! : ) When I get skinny I'll post a picture!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Fat Budda, Skinny Budda

Okay, this idea has several elements, but the over all goal and prime directive is to reduce the size of my temple. This Budda’s got back baby. I’m, gonna edit my patterns of behavior, specifically the way I eat (bad) and the way I exercise (don’t). In an effort to keep on track and review my failure or success I’ll document it daily and share it with friends, family and John Q. to garnish support, and share the process. I guess one of the things I hope to accomplish is to prove to myself I can do it, but also to give others an example, if not an attractive one, of the process.

Way back sometime I saw a really cool time-lapse video of a house being uprooted and moved to a new location. In collage I saw a video talking about a guy who decided to take a picture of him self every hour, on the hour, for a year. This meant he never got more than 59 minutes of sleep, and was never away from his house for more than an hour. When the photos were put together in a flip deck it was incredible the way his appearance changed, not only his hair growing and being cut, but the physical effects the life style had on his face. No flipping way I’m going to do that, but I will attempt to take a photo once a day, weigh myself and check my blood pressure. Maybe I’ll add some other things to document. Price of gas maybe: ) By all means send me suggestions.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

The angry place,....FOUND IT!

Finding that I still want to smoke. OFTEN. A lot of people chew gum or mints to satisfy the oral fixation. I think I’ll just spit in the eye of every third person I meet. Or better yet, in the eye of every person that refers to his or her self in the third person. That should make me feel better. Jerks! I’m sure they probably deserve it.